pick me professor

(n) professor who begs for the approval of their students by appearing understanding of their financial and mental health needs while assigning more homework than any other professor and making his/her own book a required reading.

My pick me professor let the whole class out late because he wanted to give a speech about prioritizing our happiness... I'm not mad I'm annoyed

by d-to-the-ray April 7, 2021

give me pum pum

Give me pum pum I’m horny

“Give me pum pum” means give me Pussy

by Luh twiggy March 17, 2022

nami_step_on_me_please

nami_step_on_me_please is the anitiktoker who post one piece content and has a severe foot fetish and wants nami to step in her because it is her number 1 dream in life. That is her purpose for living and posting content.

nami_step_on_me_please likes luffy and I need my views back pls i’m begging tiktok 🙏🏾

by FatherYske April 17, 2022

tickle me pink

A crayon color by crayola :)

Also a saying when someone is pleased

Can you pass the tickle me pink crayon?

Oh, well thankyou I'm just tickled pink.

by ---anonymous August 20, 2006

Color Me Purple

1) another way of saying ur guilty
2) calling yourself out in a guilty manner

Judge: The jury has reached a verdict. How do you plead?
Defendant: Man fuck you, I ain't tellin you shit!
Judge: So ur guilty?
Defendant: Man, why don't you just hurry up and color me purple! Everybody knows I'm guilty.

by Mickeal Burdine May 18, 2008

squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

Push Me Pull You

1. Fictional Animal in the original Dr. Doolittle.
2. Bisexual human.

Is that a push me pull you?

You pushed me. Let me pull you!

by DB Gibb March 23, 2006