Marius Valvatne

Cooler than Samuel Fyllingen

I just saw Marius Valvatne. He is cooler than Samuel

by Safyhater May 12, 2022

Marius von Hagen

I WANT TO BREED HIM TO THE SPEED OF SOUND

marius von hagen: hi miss
me: LET ME LAP AT YOUR FAT COCK PLEASE

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

Marius Von Hagen

i want to breed him to the speed of sound

marius von hagen: hi miss
rosa: marius! von! hagen!

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

marius von hagen

also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe
he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis
hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich
he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely
he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)

marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture*
rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!

by Rosé-Marie Dupain December 23, 2021

A Marius

A being incapable of having real thoughts and instead emulates childish feelings through substances such as energy drinks and cola.
Is often interested in weird things in the wrong way

"we need to celebrate 9/11 day" -a Marius
"I wan't to read (insert a certain german book)" - a Marius

by ProviJhin September 11, 2023

Marius

Has no empathy for anyone else, is EXTREMELY hot. He likes cars and he is a pretty chill person. If you and Marius have the same interest Marius WILL fall in love with you. (if you are a girl) Marius is very rarely Homosexual. He will be very successful if he isn't already. He will either be or he is. He will take care of you if he loves you;)

person: Marius is SO cool!!
Marius: really?
person: Yes!
Marius: Do you like cars??
Person: YES!
Marius: i love you:)

by heugheghughghe March 21, 2022

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021