mattphobia

Fear of sitting on the end.

If you can't sit in the middle, then you will suffer from Mattphobia.

by Mrs. Uhley May 14, 2015

MaxPhobic

Someone that hates Max

i have 6 more GB of data
this is maxphobic

by EchoChimChim September 8, 2019

Magnuphobia

A phobia acquired after facing Magnus Carlsen (FIDE: 2872 | December 2019) in chess and lose the game.

A self-described "obsessive learner" Max Deutsch challenged grandmaster Magnus Carlsen to a game of chess. He suffers from Magnuphobia after a total defeat and never appeared again.

by markjovan123 December 31, 2019

moophobia

the strange or irrational fear if the sound a cow makes

cow: moo
person 1: AHH
person 2: what is it
person 1: i have moophobia
person 2: oh that dumb word made up by 13 year old while he was sapost tto be doing his homework?
person 1:sigh...(softly) yes

by confusedmilk May 13, 2020

Mayuphobia

Its called the 'mayuphobia', it was named after the first person to have

this phobia.

The symptoms are :

1.U hate the '😍’emoji

2. U cringe at the '😍' emoji

3.U want the '😍'emoji to disappear.

The only cure for this phobia is Hobi water. For a cheap price of $10,000,

Damn I got mayuphobia

by Binga bong August 17, 2020

Mayuphobia

Symptoms are:
-U hate the 😍 emoji;
-U cringe at the 😍 emoji;
-U want the 😍 emoji to disappear...

The only cure for this mayuphobia is Hobi water .For a cheap price of $10,000 .I can sell u the limited edition Hobi water💧

by kookie.d_ s L O V E August 17, 2020

Mayuphobia

The symptoms are:
-U hate the 😍 emoji;
-U cringe on 😍 emoji;
- U want 😍 emoji to disappear...

The only cure for this Mayuphobia is Hobi water.For a cheap price of $10,000 .I can give u the limited edition of Hobi water.💧

by kookie.d_ s L O V E August 17, 2020