by Cleft palates November 05, 2020
Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG
MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN
NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN
NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog
AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
by urboredom May 04, 2020
Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.
You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.
The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.
If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.
The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.
If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
by Large Weapon December 02, 2024
by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023
You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”
by Dark red water November 26, 2021
A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
You
by Black people are funny (sike) September 13, 2022