Lincel

Lincel is a term used to describe individuals who have chosen a lifestyle of celibacy and isolation from romantic relationships due to their loner lifestyle. Unlike incels (involuntary celibates), lincels have made a conscious decision to abstain from sexual activity and avoid intimate relationships.

While incels often harbor resentment and hostility towards women and society for their lack of sexual and romantic success, lincels do not necessarily share these beliefs. What Lincels share is their hatred towards society and scum of society.

Also unlike incels lincels are handsome and good looking

Why does never go outside, hates society and is a virgin?

He is a lincel

by billymcgilly May 1, 2023

Time Lincoln

When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.

Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.

by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009

lolbraham Lincoln

when something is so funny it has epic proportions. Only a sorceror the likes of Abraham Lincoln could describe how funny it is.

Guy 1 : Did you see that dude fail just then?
Guy 2 : Yea it was well the lolbraham lincoln.

by kichwa omalley July 24, 2010

Abraham Lincoln Syndrome

A condition in which a person, generally a police or sheriff's officer, refuses to sit in anywhere other than the back row at an amphitheater or movie theatre due to a fear of being ambushed and shot in the back of the head.

"I can't sit in any row other then the back row, I have Abraham Lincoln Syndrome because I have too many enemies who may shoot me in the head without my permission."

by Johnny Booth Jr. December 4, 2012

alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.

Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.

by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017

The Dirty Linus

Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.

Charlie took Lucy to the local landfill and gave her The Dirty Linus.

by WhatDoesThatMean? May 8, 2011

drivin' a Lincoln

Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.

Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.

by rmlunchcrew November 4, 2014