Keane

Loves fried chicken, darker than space, Penis bigger than the KFC line, and is gay

OMG keane is hotter than ninja.

by JusticeUD March 1, 2022

keane

; keane refers to a bozo who perform acts of tweakin

-late and unreliable

-stupid and dumb

•aka DumbKeane Donut

how do you get a zero iq, what a keane!!

by truthseeker orb August 26, 2021

Keane Hater

Dictionary definition: Person or individual who has natural dislike of another individual named Keane due to Keane sucking mad dick

Person 1. "Ew look its Keane"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"

by Sussiest Baka October 21, 2021

Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder

Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!

by courtofowls September 6, 2023

Keane

A complete creek salmon hunter of a type

This guy is a keane

by Keanesalmon September 30, 2018

Keane Mikah

The coolest dude in the world. He is very loyal, smart, amazing at video games, and likes cute girls. Sure, he may be an asshole sometimes, but he’s a jokester. He lives in a society and says the n-word.

Yo, that cool dude over there that said the n-word, his name is Keane Mikah

by literallydlan1k October 28, 2019

Keane Fernandes

Keane is basically the best person to be existing. He does underestimate himself a lot and doesn’t know his worth quite well, but his soon to be girlfriend is gonna get him to know his worth. He is a guy who genuinely cares a lot, very understanding, out of the world, completely unique, respectful, smart, honest, very thoughtful, holy, attractive with a sense of humour, superior dressing sense with a great collection of shoes which if not used on the accelerator, break, clutch; has not fulfilled its purpose, having a 10/10 body and (a beast in bed?) Anyone would enjoy Keane’s company. His girlfriend will give her all to him but also use him for the money, wealth and fame.

Can i have Keane Fernandes?
No, Simone can

by anonymous January 22, 2022