by Woahvickyeeew May 6, 2020
Get the Jess mug.A guy named Jess is a hick who constantly complains about the small incestual town he grew up in, always telling anyone he talks to about the great things he is destined for. Just to later stay in said town and breed chickens with his wife who happens to oddly resemble his own looks... weird. Thinks he is better than most people and is always the first person to break up with someone in a relationship because he knows he is going to get dumped soon.
"Who's the guy in high school that always said he would get rich but just started working at Chipolte?"
" LMAO, that's Jess!"
" LMAO, that's Jess!"
by Wetboon March 15, 2017
Get the Jess mug.A real winner this one ... Always smiling to ur face talking shit behind ur back . records her boyfriend screwing other females and listens to it over and over
Only wants a hit 24/7.texting anyone and everyone hitting them up for some shit. Poor me ... What a loser. Clown bitch
Only wants a hit 24/7.texting anyone and everyone hitting them up for some shit. Poor me ... What a loser. Clown bitch
by Stopbeggintx11087 June 7, 2018
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Get the Jess mug.Jess's can mostly come out ginger and may or may not have a five head that other people love. A girl like jess loves the wood and always gets stung by nettles and cut by thorns. Overall she is mostly a dumbass but emo boys find her gingerness better then ginger cake ! She is a memer obsessed with any tops that show her belly off to boys even tho she may have a boyfriend especially holy cropped hoodies . She loves to smother herself in mud and frogs .To sum this all up she is a dumbass slutty hoe who is also a faboo bezzo . P.s BANTA
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by GothamiteForGood April 18, 2018
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