A "singer" with a girly voice and no talent. He's adored by some 12-year olds (especially girls). His fans call themselves "Beliebers", but I usually call them "Biebtards". I'm not gonna say he's gay or something, but he's not talented, his songs are not so good, and most of his fans are retards.
Fan: I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER SO MUCH HE'S SO TALENTED
Me: He's not talented at all. Get a life and don't listen to trash music like Bieber does.
Me: He's not talented at all. Get a life and don't listen to trash music like Bieber does.
by biebergoaway February 22, 2014
A drunk driving piece of shit that thinks he's cool because he owns a Ferrari, and dresses like a gangster. His music is about as original as a documentary of clichés directed by Michael Bay.
His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
His songs are pretty much the same recycled shit over and over again (Boyfriend, Baby, As long as you love me etc...).
Stupid 12-year old girl: Liiiikkkke oh my gawd! Justin Bieber is soooo hottttt! He's so talented!
Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
Sane person: You wouldn't know what talent was if it raped your fucking ear you stupid bitch.
by CbrLaneSplitter250 January 26, 2014
Some stupid idiot who sounds like a kid screaming at you after hacking them and no scoping them and looks like a drunk old rapper and sucks 8===D all night and farts poop on his very small fan base of old men
by DerpySquidButter December 14, 2014
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. We are producing Justin Bieber as a punishment. However, not even he can compare to the shit that is the Jonas Brothers, so we will soon produce an even more annoying pop singer who will make girls scream and wet themselves, and he will have an even higher voice.
Sincerely,
Canada
You produced Miley Cyrus. We are producing Justin Bieber as a punishment. However, not even he can compare to the shit that is the Jonas Brothers, so we will soon produce an even more annoying pop singer who will make girls scream and wet themselves, and he will have an even higher voice.
Sincerely,
Canada
by I sooo don't care December 26, 2010
by thebieberhater December 08, 2010
the biggest faggot on the radio that you'll EVER hear. he sounds like a 9 year old kid. teen-age girls literally worship the kid cuz of his girlish look. once he finally reaches puberty his career will be over. he's basically the biggest disgrace to modern-day music.
by sldkfj March 15, 2010
(it) a so called "talented" young "boy" that all the mental teenagers fall in love with
1. he's so hot he turns most teenage girls (not me) lesbian
2. he's 15 and sings about love (yeah right like you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend{not sure on gender})
3. since he's so "talented" why does he never play on the radio ( i swear to Satan i've never heard him on the radio)
4. puts fake parties into the minds of young teenagers (where are all the DRUGS and ALCOHOL!)
5. rights shitty, shallow lyrics (baby, baby ohh {wow that's the most deepest song i've ever heard (notice the sarcasm)})
6. turns people blind by it's ugliness
7. makes people go deaf by it's terrible singing voice
8. has NO right to dress like a rocker (go back to shopping at hollister sand abrecrombie and fitch you little bitch {hey that rhymes})
9. (besides the lyrics) the beat to it's music is TERRIBLE (there's hardly any fuckin guitar)
10. makes Canadian music even worse (y'know Avril lavigne and Justin Bieber combined is like a living hell
1. he's so hot he turns most teenage girls (not me) lesbian
2. he's 15 and sings about love (yeah right like you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend{not sure on gender})
3. since he's so "talented" why does he never play on the radio ( i swear to Satan i've never heard him on the radio)
4. puts fake parties into the minds of young teenagers (where are all the DRUGS and ALCOHOL!)
5. rights shitty, shallow lyrics (baby, baby ohh {wow that's the most deepest song i've ever heard (notice the sarcasm)})
6. turns people blind by it's ugliness
7. makes people go deaf by it's terrible singing voice
8. has NO right to dress like a rocker (go back to shopping at hollister sand abrecrombie and fitch you little bitch {hey that rhymes})
9. (besides the lyrics) the beat to it's music is TERRIBLE (there's hardly any fuckin guitar)
10. makes Canadian music even worse (y'know Avril lavigne and Justin Bieber combined is like a living hell
stupid fan girl: shriek omg it's justin bieber
smart person: (looks around viciously for him while holding a cast iron pan to use as a weapon
smart person: (looks around viciously for him while holding a cast iron pan to use as a weapon
by noonlelovesyou March 10, 2011