Javier

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Very short and has blue glasses.

Walks like a GTA character and screams like a monkey
Why is Javier holding a gun?
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(Pronounced Jav—eee-air) A beautiful classy woman who is one of a kind. A generous, sweet, caring, loyal,outgoing, woman with an amazing personality and Smile that will brighten up a room and always make you always think about them.
Wow Javier is so beautiful
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An old man with 2 kids that doesn't know any kind of slang terms from the new generation
Random friend: Javier that sounds hella lit
Javier: what does lit mean?
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A big piece of shit that can't do anything for shit. Javier is a type of species that are known to be the only type of humans that evolve backwords. The more he talks the more brain cells die. The only creature in the universe that has negative iq scores.
Hey whats up Javier.

Bye.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Sure.
Are you high?
Am I?
You must be.
Are you racist?
What?
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Very Gay & Very Thiccccccccc, very talented, can't stop talking, Sometimes Chill, sees a hot guy already wants him, very nice to talk to, funny asf, and that curly hair that makes everyone want to touch it. He's a therapist, like fuck how can you do that. Smart as fuck, it's like if he had a calculator in his head.
Tries to find the right man to be with.

He will always know what's going to happen in the hour or so.
Javier always tries to fuck with someone like calm your ass
Javier: Hey!
Guy: What's up bro, whatchu up to?
Javier: Nothing much how about you?
Guy: Wanna chill?
Javier: i'm going to be busy ( I dooooo but my mom won't let me )

Guy: Damn....
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Fucking faggot nobody loves thinks he's tough when he's not thinks he's cool cause he choked somebody when he didn't
by Searead January 28, 2018
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