annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019
Get the jarrodmug. Jarroding is the act of pretending to be understanding or listening. Typically, the person Jarroding is kind on the outside but not even thinking about what you're saying on the inside.
Ex. We used to be really close, but then I found out he was jarroding when I was sharing my feelings with him.
by Thatchachski August 24, 2019
Get the Jarrodingmug. Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
Get the Jarrod Squirrel Incidentmug. by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017
Get the jarrod fartmug. by VultureDT September 25, 2020
Get the Jarrodmug. Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017
Get the Jarrod Alan Houchinmug. The bestest boy.
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 3, 2023
Get the Jarrodmug.