The bestest boy.
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
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jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
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