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Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.
Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on
by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022
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Ultra_Instinct_vr

A gorilla tag player who is bad at the game and has laggy wifi
Why is Ultra_Instinct_vr so bad at the game and has McDonald’s wifi.
by Dababyvp March 8, 2022
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Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)
Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*
by PartisanZ July 21, 2022
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Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.
Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?
by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023
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The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019
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extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction
IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS
by Kushlossus of Klout November 19, 2021
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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to Melissa's trendy diets. She went from being a strict vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants.
by Leisure Class Hero May 7, 2011
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