Iris is both one of the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Both a hoe and an e-girl, Iris has a hard time spending time on things other than social media where she has a 500k snapscore and valorant, where she's hardstuck silver/gold. Somehow shes still smart academically - but she lacks any ounce of brain cells and is one of the slowest people you'll ever meet. Shes also earned the title of gnome, gremlin, and attack midget, which is rightfully deserved as shes 5'2. Due to her status as an e-girl she is in desperate need of touching grass and spending money on things other than nitro and food. Iris also severely lacks something called social interactions and 'friends'. Although Iris is built like a whale, she somehow anways manages to get guys, although shes ass at reciprocating feelings and ends up rejecting them all. She also has issues moving on from them like the socially deprived person she is. Somehow, you're still friends with her.
"Iris is a hoe!"
"You see Iris? She's a down bad Asian, never ever get close to her."
"Who's that short asian chick over there?"
"Bro, that's Iris."
"You see Iris? She's a down bad Asian, never ever get close to her."
"Who's that short asian chick over there?"
"Bro, that's Iris."
by assatvalorant October 12, 2021
Get the Irismug. The most loyal friend you will ever have. Can be stubborn at first but soon accepts any and all circumstances, making her the easiest friend to maintain. Never hides what is bothering her but can be hesitant to accept help from outsiders. Ironically, she is extremely friendly to people she has never met, so it is very easy to hang out at places with her because everyone wants to talk to her. Extremely pretty with auburn hair and deep brown eyes. She has a mysterious past which is a talking point in all conversations. Didn't like getting her nails done at first but tolerates it now. She loves to play in the sun and take walks through the park. She's always excited to play with new friends but sometimes bites them. Has a bad back leg but doesn't let that stop her from living her best life. Hates baths, brooms, and basic bitches.
Even though she is one.
Even though she is one.
I took Iris to the park today and she would not stop playing with the other dogs. I had to drag her away after two hours!
by spetrick37 May 11, 2018
Get the Irismug. Iris is the most beautiful, pretty, kind, caring, loving, sweet, funny, energetic, cute as can be, hot, and overall perfect girl ever. Her eyes are so perfect and you get lost in them instantly. She isn’t really looking for a relationship but many boys like her, especially one boy who even though they aren’t close, she will date in the future once she realises how amazing he is and how he truly cares about here. She is a very talented musician and is amazing at anything she puts her mind to. She has many friends and is liked by everyone.
Thomas: Omg who is that girl you’ve fallen for?
Lachlan: Oh she’s iris, she’s the most perfect girl in the whole entire world
Lachlan: Oh she’s iris, she’s the most perfect girl in the whole entire world
by Maria Thomas September 17, 2019
Get the Irismug. The micro-thin, titanium (and later titanium-trinium alloy) shield that is used to keep unwanted intruders from entering the SGC via the Stargate. For security purposes, it is generally kept closed until a valid GDO signal is sent through an incoming wormhole. When it is closed, unwanted intruders are unable to fully re-form upon exiting and are killed.
by Teal'c November 28, 2004
Get the irismug. Extremely gay, every girl wants to be with her. Some may know her as the goddess of gayness. Also a whore
by SABZ-37 December 1, 2014
Get the Irismug. The sexiest woman your ever meet she can be annoying at times but she is mostly nice she is funny, nice, and loving she would be a great girlfriend if there is a girl you like who isn't Iris then call her Iris she is so sexy that you will be sent beyond heaven most people say she is a real angel and she has the greatest body you'll ever see if you're lucky enough to see it, she likes like beer and skinny dipping also she will not be controlled she fights for herself and when she does you better watch out she also sleeps naked so to see her body bet to also be a creeper, pervert, Brat, and so much more and a lot worse (Really your a pervert and creepy)
Person 1: Hi what's your name?
Iris: Iris
Person 1: Wow you're hot and sexy
Iris: Prevert
Person 1 gets punched
Iris: I have a boyfriend
Another person walks up and punches person 1
Then iris jumps on the other man strips beside underwear and starts smooching
Iris: Iris
Person 1: Wow you're hot and sexy
Iris: Prevert
Person 1 gets punched
Iris: I have a boyfriend
Another person walks up and punches person 1
Then iris jumps on the other man strips beside underwear and starts smooching
by 8510 June 28, 2019
Get the Irismug.