Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
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Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022
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In the 1970s
In the 1970s
by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021
Get the Humphrey go bart mug.A pretty cool name I’d say, meaning Bear Cub/ Peaceful Warrior. I know a few people called Humphrey, proper down to earth souls that can only see the best in people, they look past the bad. Norman/ German origin so that means they’re normally tall, blonde and fabulous. They’ll fiercely protect their own so don’t mess with them. They’re lovers of the outdoors, enjoy camping and sitting round a fire telling jokes and toasting to the good life with their friends and family. Extremely humble and grateful for what they’re given in this life and look forward to the next. Keep your Humphrey close, they’re very special people.
Humphrey is the best of the best!
by goodforyou2987 November 26, 2021
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