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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words
who ever named this is a monster
Yo whenever I say a long word my friend gets scared what does he have?
Oh he has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
dawg wtf came up with that name
I don’t fucking know

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

the phobia(fear)of long words.
kam: “yeah i have a fear of long words.”
myah: “oh so you have hippopotomonstro-”
kam: “DO NOT FINISH THAT WORD!!”
myah: “huh?, oh right..whoops.”
jason: “yeah dude kam has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

it means the fear of long words.

thats pretty ironic isnt it?
doctor: "sir, you Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

patient: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Bruh, This is the fear of long words. WHAT TO HECK!!!
Doctor I think I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia wait AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A long word, a fear of long words
Patient- what disease do I have?
Doctor- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Patient-*gets unconscious and falls*

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A word that is strong with irony
Means fear of long words
A: what’s the fear of long words called again?
B: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
A: *dies of panic*