horizontal bonsai

When you are a drunken Swedish man and you can't quite remember the name of a sex position.

Did you do the Horizontal Bonsai?

by SGNelson10 July 7, 2017

Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018

Horizontal Racism

The results of people of targeted racial groups (Blacks, Lations/Hispanics, Asians, Native) believing, acting on or enforcing the dominant (White) system of racist discrimination and oppression. Horizontal racism can occur between members of the same racial group or between members of different, targeted racial groups.

Horizontal racism occuring between members of the same racial group: An Asian person telling another Asian who is wearing a Sari to dress like an "American". A Latino person telling another Latino to stop speaking Spanish.
Horizontal racims occuring between members of different targeted racial groups: Latinos believing stereotypes about Native Americans, Blacks not wanting Asians to move into predominantly Black neighborhoods, etc.

by Mr. Andrew May 9, 2006

Horizontal Waterfall

When you lie on your side on the edge of your bed and ejaculate off the bed onto the floor.

Me: Dude, Kya gave me the most spectacular handjob last night.
Zac: Finally.
Me: Yeah, I even pulled off a Horizontal Waterfall!
Zac: That's awesome dude!

by R0b0Squid November 29, 2015

horizontal escalator

A weird movement during sex made by the male which resembles a moving walkway and requires very minimal thrust.

That guy last night was doing the horizontal escalator. Long story short, "I didn't give him my phone number!"

by aerdnaharas January 8, 2009

crying horizontally

Crying so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

Crying horizontally, so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

by Farmr January 13, 2023

Horizontal Raindance

The act of having sex with a Native American man.

Hey, I hear Jackie is seeing this Navajo guy...do you think they've done the Horizontal Raindance yet.

by The Mighty V February 26, 2009