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gas, ass, or grass

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).
Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)
by mikec00l January 5, 2009
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ass, gas or grass

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.
If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass
by garbage eater March 25, 2009
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4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
by tinytingle December 26, 2020
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ass gas or grass

If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".

Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.

(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)
"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"
by Fichtelschwein February 5, 2010
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Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.
Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019
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sit ya ass on the grass

to have partied to hard to the point where you are to sick to continue the party. To sit your ass on the grass refers to having bit off more than you can handle while partying, and being unable to party anymore.
Ex. 1 - Man I had to sit ya ass on the grass the other night you went to hard on the alcohol.

Ex. 2 - I sat your homeboy on the grass the other night, he thought he was tough enough to hang with the big dogs.
by rollicasspeindeks October 2, 2011
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Dragging Ass and Sweeping Grass

Doing none to very little work, and the work you’re doing is pointless.

Working very little but looking busy.
Dude, how’s your job going?

Not bad, just been dragging ass and sweeping grass.
by Jack_Mehoff_69 August 17, 2021
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