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Good morning and god bless 

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

good morning and god bless 

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.
"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

Good Morning and God Bless 

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.
What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

Good Morning And God Bless 

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.
Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

good morning and god bless 

Ethan and I ritually good morning and god bless. It makes for a great start to the day.