drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times

Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison

by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024

Sandy Garrison

When you get head in a beach bathroom stall.

My girl got freaky at the beach, so she gave me a sandy garrison.

by Sandy Garry February 17, 2020

Dirty Garrison

When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.

I was trying to shop yesterday, of course someone was doing a Dirty Garrison

by Yaboi5790 December 9, 2021

Herbert Garrison

Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.

"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."

by MrGarris0n October 24, 2023

Garrison

Petty

That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.

by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019

Ms. Garrison

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.

"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."

by Relaxingdolphinnerd June 16, 2016

Garrison Biles

a silly boy, who is a goose. he is funny and crazy and eats bread

Garrison biles is a goose.

by kgoose March 3, 2024