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fudge-packer

When someone, usually a gay male, shoves their stankin' ass dick up another persons's ass, and that person takes a shit and forces the dick out then it comes right back in. Think of it as when a prairie dog sticks it's head in and out of a hole in a fence.
Jeff was a sick gay fudgepacker, he shoved his pimply dick up Dan's ass and he took a shit and forced Jeff's dick out. Gay asses^
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Fudge Packer

A gay man with a huge dick so instead of being a shit tickler someone who can't stick there dick in very far were as fudge packer shoves that shit all the way up the poop shoot
what do you call a gay guy that has a big dick?

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a Fudge Packer
by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009
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Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.
If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.
by jondySauce March 14, 2010
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Fudge-Packer

a person who packs fat fudge,
you are not a fudge packer if you don't pack fat fudge at least once a year, you are not a fudge packer.
there are many varieties of fudge packing techniques, such as the swivel, and the most common, DS.
Fudge-packing is not a sport, don't get to competitive.
I hear billy is now a fudge-packer and packs fudge on a daily basis.
by texasjoehotdog May 11, 2008
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Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.
Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!
by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009
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Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!
That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.
by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011
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Cleveland Fudge Packers

An eleven man group of Flammin Homo Faggots
who dress up in pink lacy football uniforms and preform oral and anal sex contest with other gay teams.
It's all tied up with 4 seconds remaining.
The Cleveland Fudge Packers need to score.....

There's the strap. It looks like a trick play. OMG!!! Harold just displayed a footlong double dildo penetration clean and jerk on Freddie!!

He- could- go- all -the- way!!!
by streetwhiz May 22, 2009
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