Unicorn Fritz

A herd of Unicorn. (Plural: Unicai.)

"Hey, see that herd of horses over there?"
"No you cunt, they have horns. It's a Unicorn fritz. ^_^"

by i<3Hoes October 4, 2011

Pulling-a-Fritz

A healthcare provider taking an extended or extra long period of time treating a highly desirable member of the opposite sex. Highly desirable can mean, but is not limited to; physically fit, well groomed, sexually attractive, good smelling, and or expensive.

Chris keeps pulling-a-Fritz with that young girl.

by smickalsen August 5, 2011

Fritz like

An adjective describing someone who is exceedingly fly and makes a living, although not a profession out of pimping.

Juan Bravo was acting quite Fritz like today as he drew the eyes of many hot babes.

by F. Rod May 12, 2008

Fritz D

Emo Screamo with bad guitars. Terrible music. Crunk tweenager music.

(Fritz D) (emo)(screamo) (teenybopper) (martian) (fake) (meany) (lol) (doodle)

by nanoz April 26, 2009

Fritz Tavern

A small town garage bar located in Ohio that everyone wants to attend but only a small amount of folk get to experience.

Guy 1: Hey man, what’s your plans after this?
Guy 2: I finally got an invite to the Fritz Tavern! So you know I’ll be sliding’ over there!
Guy1: That sounds awesome dude! I see them all over social media but I’ve yet to get an invite..
Guy 2: Yeah those guys are crazy! I’ll let you know how it goes.

by 110Fritz August 18, 2021

schnitzel fritz

When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.

Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!

by kungfoojedi July 10, 2015

fritzing out

(phrasal verb) When you're "fritzing out" you're losing your grip on objective reality and paranoia is kicking in. You think others are plotting against you and so you take decisive action them thereby increasing the likelihood that people really are plotting to get rid of you because you're insane.

Trump is totally fritzing out. He thinks that the people closest to him are secretly plotting against him. That's why he fired James Comey and Sean Spicer and is tweeting against Jeff Sessions.

by Shiboleth July 31, 2017