freedom fries

Part of a pathetic attempt to reduce France's status because it doesn't support an unjust and imperialistic war. Those who invented this term seem to have forgotten that France gave us the Statue of Liberty and a huge chunk of territory known as the Louisiana Purchase. Not to mention that America would still be a British colony if it weren't for the French. Come to think of it, the world would be better off if there wasn't any United States.

french fries -> freedom fries
french toast-> freedom toast
french kiss -> freedom kiss
peking duck -> democracy duck
guinea worm -> liberty worm
turkey -> independence bird
world -> America
inspections -> war
statesmanship -> war
diplomacy -> war
peace -> war

by Not Proud to be an American May 8, 2003

tequila fries

An instance where a person has had so much to drink that the only way he/she can be convinced to eat some fries is by you telling them that they are tequila fries (fries with tequila in them)

(drunk person) Omg dude I love tequila.

You should really eat something

No dude I want tequila

These fries have tequila in them. They are tequila fries

OK

by schorsch August 6, 2006

Ghetto Frills

A chain of grocery stores featuring a black and yellow sign. Known for being pathetically crowded at all hours and having the worst produce ever. The original Ghetto Frills is located at Jane and Finch in Toronto, Ontario.

Let's go down to the Ghetto Frills and pick up some no-name pop and some pickles...I have the munchies

by MontyBee March 9, 2009

dropped fries

when you drop your fries

"aw man dropped fries"

by Rickynesh April 21, 2017

Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013

Freedom fries

the word every true patriot calls those tasty snacks we all love. Go America I love freedom, my truck, toby keith and making fun of minorities hoo yeah! F those homos in other parts of the world that don't love america like I do whoo Hoo! let's go play some football. Not that faggot european crap but the good ol' american game i love it!

lets go to IHOP and Gets some freedom fries and freedom toast.

by Patriot 1776 January 31, 2005

freedom fries

Another reason for america to be ignorant, see commie sauce

I like to shove freedom fries up my nose

by EthanTheMightyCheese May 9, 2003