Freezer Head

When your head is actually exploding from that cold drink you just drank. It numbs your whole body so you can not move or even think. Also it is way more painful then a brain freeze.

K-"Whoa, what is going on with you?"

A-"Freezer Head!"

by ashleybby28 March 9, 2011

new freezer

When you are a necrophiliac and find a new location to obtain corpses

Billy: This place is picked clean
Scott: There is a new freezer on Main Street

Billy: Awesome, let’s go

by Scaaaaaaaaaaaat November 5, 2017

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick on my neighbors

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017

freezer ping

The ONLY ping worse than rav ping. This ping will persist even after you exit whatever you are doing. People affected with freezer ping may affect their daily activities hindered by this terrible terrible disability.

oh god, oh fuck, i have freezer ping.

by hhhhhhhhhhhh (2) December 30, 2020

Belly freezer

When you're so fat that that t shirt rides up your torso leaving the bottom of your belly visible to the world.

Bens fairly put on the weight, did you see the belly freezer on him last night?

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Freezer Helmet

When someone has a huge, bulbous erection in the winter months.

Hey ladies, look at Frank’s freezer helmet!

by Dddeezzzzznuts August 26, 2020

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017