FTW

Commonly used slang meaning "Fuck the what?"

"You should fuck the cat"
"FTW?"

by MC Gay January 4, 2010

FTW

Usually used as For The Win or Fuck The World.

In this case, Free The Whales.

Tim: FTW *waves sign with a whale on, about*
Ellie: ftw?
Tim: FREE THE WHALES!!!!!!!!!

by WHALES!!! July 29, 2010

FTW

Fucking Time Wasters. Someone who wastes your time.

Those FTW were wasting my time.

by ishtarboy July 8, 2009

FTW

An interjection meaning "Fut the wuck," a clever play of words off of "what the fuck."

Doctor: You have down syndrome.
Dude with down syndrome: FTW!

by proletaryat May 29, 2008

FTW

Fuck The World. Organized crime of hundreds of kids in canada.

-Yo, you see dem ft-dubs(ftw) over there wit dems cars homie?
-Yea?
-Ye. you know they choppin dem off

by robbyD August 14, 2007

FTW

Acronym For the Win. Usually used in forums and other online messaging. Sometimes used seriously but mostly sarcastically or in jesting

Guy 1: Whats better, Halo or Half Life?
Guy 2: Half Life FTW!

by whgresiak August 1, 2007

FTW

Fucking Time Waster.

For a Salesperson, an FT (short for FTW) is someone that comes to the shop only to ask about a product, with no intention of buying.

by jatigre1 April 23, 2011