poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 04, 2014

budd drought

When there is a lacking of marijuana production or sells in the area

There is going to be a budd drought for a while

by Weed man 223 July 04, 2017

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.

Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

by Downtown Georgia Brown January 17, 2012

Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.

- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought

by Holla11 November 06, 2020

Love Drought

My favorite song that makes life worth living. I LOVE YOU BEYONCÉ!!!!

What's your favorite song???
Oh, it's Love Drought by Beyoncé! That's my girl!!! 😝😝 AAAAAAA
FYCK JAY Z

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) October 16, 2023

D.P. Drought

The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.

"I knew i shouldn't have eaten D.P. Dough before bed. I got the fuckin D.P. Drought again... Fuck!"

by xbiggyxshortyx January 03, 2010

drought pout

When your mouth is so dry from partying and drinking that your checks suck in causing you to pout. Usually preceded by cotton mouth.

Look at that guys drought pout! He needs some water!

by simon penn aimie quinn July 26, 2007