The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.
To put it in perspective:
In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.
In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.
In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
by pappy July 24, 2004

Alter ego of Tom Dumont.
by cornfields December 27, 2004

1. Bruno Mars
- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.
by Sam79000 May 13, 2011

(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina
(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"
by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004

Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.
So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?
by NSP33 September 15, 2009

by Michael Markey February 27, 2008

jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.
by dombo June 17, 2004
