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Dickweed

The six grade teacher mr Cary the most obnoxious human being in the whole entire fucking word

Or if you chop a dick off then stuff it with weed and smoke it
Pass the dickweed
by Dick inthusiest December 14, 2018
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Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.
"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"
by feminism101 December 9, 2018
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dickweed

A guy with an unreasonably large, throbbing hot cock.
“woah, look at the meat on that guy. Total dickweed”
by Cocklover478 May 27, 2021
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Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.
“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds
by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024
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Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.
Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”
by Veeve June 6, 2023
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Dickweed

The pubic hair at the tip of the male genitalia.
Often unkept, much like a weed
I saw him come out of the shower and he had so much dickweed
by The Flying Porkman September 23, 2016
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Dickweed

When you try to roll a blunt naked, and drop your weed in your pubes and you pick it out and smoke it anyway
Damn bro guess were gunna smoke some dickweed
by Greensandcotton January 29, 2017
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