Delicious Beans

Delicious Beans is a form of eating a horse. If you put a horse leg in the horses mouth then spread butter on its ear while drinking Kool-Aid it will taste like beans and other delicious foods like Chunky Jesus Juice..

Hey man I had some delicious beans last night, I was like... yummmmmmy

by HumbleElephantwithaLollypop September 30, 2006

delicious trackpad

A trackpad which, like most trackpads, is very infrequently cleaned. The average trackpad has more harmful bacteria on it than the average cubic foot of landfill mass.

It is a delicious trackpad. You must lick it.

by pjskeleton October 3, 2011

Delicious Dugong

When one Dugi shoves a Dugong (Manatee), AKA Cow of the Sea, up a woman's ass and then proceeds to vaginally rape the Dugong.

As the girl was leaving Sea World, Dugi came up behind her and threw her into the Manatee tank, proceeding to give her a Delicious Dugong.

by Mr Delicious November 25, 2011

Delicious Bandwagon

A delicious bandwagon is an incognito invitation for you to share "relations" with the speaker, allowing her to cheat.

$10 if you jump on my delicious bandwagon.

by Jackie O.nastyass August 30, 2010

Delicious by design

When the dude's so short he eats his woman's box while both standing.

I met a woman who was a foot taller than me so I gave her the delicious by design.

by Hit it raw August 12, 2016

delicious little debbie

When a bit of felatio is given after sex or between rounds to enhance orgasm or initiate the next round.

My leg cramped in doggy style right as I came! A delicious little Debbie took care of the problem. Skeeet.

by Swizzle dock May 25, 2016

delicious record

A sexy piece of music

That's a delicious record

by Hotly at 6 o'clock March 16, 2017