by lucy April 11, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Teammug. its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.
-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought
by WHSST May 7, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Teammug. hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!
by Lady Warriors<3 April 25, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Teammug. by Adolf Hitler's aenpai April 29, 2022
Get the Canaan syndromemug. a toppest G with the biggest dick and is the muscliest guy you will ever see and is cooler than andrew tate
by coolguy322 October 4, 2022
Get the canaanmug. Canaan is the weirdest person ever. Besides that they are so loving and caring. They warm your heart. There smile makes you smile. They are so amazing and funny to be around. They might you up when you are sad. Canaan gives AMAZING advice. When you are sad they make you happy. You never want to leave their side. You pray that they will never hate you because to lose someone that amazing is so heart breaking. They love and care about you so much.
by Penny.dog12 September 17, 2019
Get the Canaanmug. A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
by Thedeathofabachelor December 5, 2017
Get the New Canaanmug.