Simon jones is a bit bodnuts!
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We're not friends with benefits, we only make out around the holidays. We're more like friends with bonuses.
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A baby bonus is the Australian government's answer to all of Australia's problems. Originally intended to assist parents of newborns with the costs associated with having a new baby, it was the brainwave of then Treasurer, Peter Costello.
Having most likely never associated with the Hoi-Polloi, it perhaps didn't occur to him that this would encourage bogans to start breeding more than ever before and there has since been a rise in bogan numbers of pandemic proportions.
Having most likely never associated with the Hoi-Polloi, it perhaps didn't occur to him that this would encourage bogans to start breeding more than ever before and there has since been a rise in bogan numbers of pandemic proportions.
Dazza: Hey Shazza, ya got me 10 bucks I lent you last dole payment?
Shazza: Nar, they ran out of the done down at the chemist warehouse, had to go to the normal place and they don't sell generic down there so it cost me an extra 10 bucks. I know, we'll just get me knocked up and get that baby bonus off centrelink!
Dazza (after giving Shazza black eye): Yeah orright.
Shazza: Nar, they ran out of the done down at the chemist warehouse, had to go to the normal place and they don't sell generic down there so it cost me an extra 10 bucks. I know, we'll just get me knocked up and get that baby bonus off centrelink!
Dazza (after giving Shazza black eye): Yeah orright.
by Brown Trash February 8, 2010
Get the Baby Bonus mug.A Bonus Mom is a woman who helps her boyfriend or husband co-parent his children from another mama. Bonus Moms wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth moms do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus moms have a cordial relationship with the birth mom and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus moms and the corresponding birth moms approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.
"I feel fortunate that my ex chose someone who has welcomed my kids into her life. I feel relief that my kids want to spend time with her. I feel lucky that there is another person who loves my kids and wants to be a part of their lives everyday, and especially, on Mother’s Day. Because there could never be too many people loving my kids. Bonus mom. How lucky. For all of us." (via motherinchief)
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Get the Bonus Tunnel mug.Like working a job that offers long hours, low pay, and no chance for advancement. " You just got the Bonus Plan."
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