River

A girl who will after every person you love just to hurt you, she's a fake slut and wont ever tell the truth and don't be around her, she'll sends nudes to anyone that asks, if you date her shell probably cheat on you and blow a hit of bong in your face, she's a lying skank do not trust her

Person 1: Whats her name?
Person 2: Thats river
Person 1: Can tell, she's a slut

by youll.never.know July 29, 2017

River

M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.

J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.

M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!

J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!

by kateandsasha February 15, 2009

River

Short or Slang for the Colorado River. The Colorado river is referred to as "the River" by most Southern Californians. This terminology refers to any portion of "the river" or surrounding areas such as Lake Havasu, Laughlin, Parker, Blythe, Lake Mohave.

What did you do this weekend?

Got shit housed at The River!!

by MJ4545 April 28, 2008

Rivering

Also a term which refers to shedding an incredible amount of tears capable of making a river. It is usually used when telling others about extremely sad things.

"Hey, did you read that Thorki fanfic I told you about?"
"Yes, and the feels were too much. I was rivering so hard, my poor babies."

by neverenoughsleep December 14, 2013

River

Verb: To be very good at retail and kind of okay at growing facial hair.

"im going to have to river this"

by Meme444 November 23, 2016

River

Is the most homosexual pub of the earth i swear that if you go there you will catch some sifilis

River is horrible

by Chin chen chan chin November 21, 2021

Dog River River Dogs

The Fictional Team of Dog River in the Episode "Face Off" of Corner Gas

The Dog River River Dogs Almost Win!


- Front Page of The Howler(Corner Gas Newspaper)

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008