by Dontlikeu January 24, 2020
Get the Bartonmug. A lovely young girl with a kind heart on the outside but hidden dark and evil intentions on the inside.
by Tx xryctcyvuvu. Fsg January 22, 2022
Get the holly bartonmug. A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.
by Fatmongoloid October 29, 2023
Get the Jack Bartonmug. 
A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024
Get the Mischa Bartonmug. by Blakes wife's September 1, 2016
Get the Blake Bartonmug. (Noun). Gabby Barton is a amazing, nice, popular, funny, and athletic person. She has many friends and everybody loves her because she is so outgoing. Gabby loves to go shopping and is always up to date in fashion. She is somebody like to focus on everybody else but herself and is a great friend to have.
by 24586lilsunny February 25, 2019
Get the Gabby Bartonmug.