Arturo

Arturo is an ogre named Shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Person A: Want to go to Art’s place?

Person B: You mean the ogre and his swamp?

Person B: Let’s go to Arturo’s swamp
by Gyutaro April 04, 2023
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Arturo

BIG DICK MIDGET, aproximatly 3 feet tall dick and 2,6 feet height. Sexy and all the girls love him!
DAMN ARTURO SMALL AND BIG
by November 26, 2021
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Arturo

An morbidly obese schizophrenic who had a checkered past who had a handful of lovers at a young age. When he first became a father he was not good at it cause he was a child himself. He lost his innocence at a young age but was and still extremely naive.
Man 1: Arturo screwed the Virgin Mary and made a demon baby with her and almost single handedly ended the world because of this. God have mercy on his soul.
by Shinkdmeister May 24, 2020
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Arturo EA

Arturo is a small mexican who has no luck with girls and has not gotten any play for a entire year and fumbles every girl he has tried to get with.
you just pulled a arturo ea you fumbled the bag and u look like a skinny bitch
by danny2k_18 April 23, 2024
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