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Irish Alarm Clock

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.
" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009
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aleagueist

it's like "Atheist" but just that "Aleagueist" means someone who does not support any soccer leagues
"Aleagueist" is similar to "Atheist". "A" in greek means 'no' "ist" refers to the people who practise it so "Aleagueist" directly translated means "people who practise having no leagues" but if properly translated it would be "people who do not support any soccer leagues"
I am a boring person! I am an Aleagueist!
by wrskft January 2, 2009
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My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!
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