Australia 

Indigenous home of many unique and assorted animals such as the common bogan, stockman, kangaroo, emu, platypus, echidna, dingo, tasmanian devil drop bear, several poisonous snakes and spiders. Living in Australia can be hazardous to ones health but if strict regimes of "Have a cuppa cement and harden the f*ck up" are followed individuals grow greatly attached to Australia.

I'm from Australia mate.

Australia by ILoveRice January 20, 2013

Australia 

The place where God threw all the scary and deadly shit.

What the fuck is that?!?!

I don't know but it lives in Australia so it can probably kill you.

Australia by Lego trap April 9, 2015

Australia 

We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!

G'day mate! Just rode here on Sheila from central Australia! Look at that beaut koala bear!

Australia by Pegaussie! January 9, 2012

Australia 

1) A country/continent I want to live in.

2) A really crappy movie

1) I want to live in Australia because it's so laid back over there.

2) Hugh Jackman was in the movie Australia, and it bombed at the box office.

Australia by Liberal Girl May 6, 2009

australia 

the only country that still contains unicorns.

p1"where can I find an unicorn?"
p2 "australia"

australia by cdfcgvjhnhhbgftrdytfyghbjn June 1, 2011

Australia 

As you can tell from many of the other entries on this site, Australia is home of the retarded bogan...

They who think verbal shit is patriotisim, being lazy and stupid is 'Australian' and are proud of the fact that we beat a handful of countries at a handful of sports.

Hooray.

Australia is a land of increasing bigots, ignorant slack-jawed morons with the world-awareness of a blowfly and a population in love with the idea of themselves - deluded by their own propaganda.

Australians are not cheerful, friendly people who like to have a beer after a hard day's work. They're lazy boozers with a superiority complex and a foul mouth.

*All definitions have exceptions. my apologies to the minority who are not as described above.

*Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy does NOT equal Aussie Aussie Aussie.

We stole it from some European sports fans.

Any Australian street from Dusk onwards.

Australia by Patriotisim is un-patriotic May 7, 2009

australia 

australia is a country that is too far away from everywhere else. good thing too, cause everywhere else is freakin' scary. we don't have those stupid lariegan accents made popular by steve irwin and crocodile dundee. alot like the usa but isolated, varied, friendly, fun loving and not as hated. we do have a crap assed prime minister that looks like a kiddie fiddler but then which country doesn't? we don't live in the country where kangaroos hop pass. so don't you yanks assume that cause we don't say you guys are redneck bible toting screamers, huh? but australia is the lesser of evils.

australia is a country, island and/ or continent.

australia by griffin2306 September 20, 2008