Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023

sloppy gummer

When a woman or a man, depending on your sexual preferences, gives you a deepthroat blow job. The 'gummer' part is because that said person has no teeth.

This hot old bitch showed me her meat hangers and gave me a sloppy gummer!

by UrbanLinguist September 29, 2020

connor gummer

the white mark henry

"your not to bad yourself" - Connor Gummer

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 October 25, 2022

gummer

something that i need very badly

@emmamulllen needs to give @ryand0314 gummer

by gimmegummer May 16, 2022

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.

Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer

by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025

Gummer

In the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

That legend is Gummer.

by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024