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The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019
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Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job
OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!
by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020
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something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl
*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT
by aphmaufan October 3, 2023
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