A straight up fag who drives miles and miles to see a Hootie and the Blowfish concert....mosty commonly in "Oklahomo." Gaywads of this sort play the guitar and sing along to their Hootie & The Blowfish CDs at any time possible. See near synonym for Oasis fans...Champagne Superhomo.
Road trip BROMO! We gotta get the cooler stacked with ZIMA and get some Virginia Slims...it's a long way to Oklahomo!
by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008
Get the Bromomug. dude I totally say you mackin' on your brother while he was sleeping yesterday, you're such a bromo!
by Moonshadow3 October 13, 2009
Get the Bromomug. by White African Boi August 11, 2019
Get the full bromomug. In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
by GFord November 10, 2008
Get the Closet Bromomug. The act of two dudes sucking each others dicks. Often when one loses a bet and the loser has to suck the winners dick. It's not gay
by khnrslg September 18, 2017
Get the Bromomug. the act of saying homoerotic things but being straight to your gay friends. Usually used by gay bros with their straight at the gym.
"Dude, those two have been hanging out alot... The must be bromos"
"Those two lift together but hes gay and hes not... Must be bromos"
"Dude, I'd suck dick for $10,000 but Im straight" -To gay friend (from straight guy)
"Dude stop being a bromo"- Gay guy
"Those two lift together but hes gay and hes not... Must be bromos"
"Dude, I'd suck dick for $10,000 but Im straight" -To gay friend (from straight guy)
"Dude stop being a bromo"- Gay guy
by LiftingGayBro23 May 10, 2016
Get the Bromomug. Your acting so bromo
by Thruster buster April 12, 2021
Get the Bromomug.