An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the lowest point on the earth.
"When I heard that my biatch had left me for Urkel I felt lower than whale shit."
"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
"Dawg, you shunnah had called that judge a snatch-lick. You goin' down, cuz! You be lookin' up at whale shit!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
Get the whale shitmug. “Get the whale shits here. We need to clean the house from last night”
“the whale shits had to wear dildos on their heads”
“the whale shits had to wear dildos on their heads”
by Centrist Chad May 17, 2018
Get the whale shitmug. by lhtop July 9, 2016
Get the whale shitmug. This guy is the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. Sketchy, rapey, lardass, illiterate, and inhuman by all accounts. He’s goddam Whale Shit.
by SalTheButcher November 7, 2019
Get the Whale Shitmug. by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007
Get the slow as whale shitmug. 1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.
Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”
by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011
Get the smashed whale shitmug. by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017
Get the lower than whale shitmug.