The Dalai Lama 

The Dalai Lama is the ultimate turd...occurs when you are most desperate...The Dalai Lama requires an individual to sit on the toilet seat for a minimum of 10 secs before releasing

'any of you ever squeezed out The Dalai Lama?'

'guilty..'

The Dalai Lama by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

the reverse Dalai Lama 

when you suck someone's tongue during kissing

Adam felt fuzzy when Sarah gave him the reverse Dalai Lama

the reverse Dalai Lama by u/bigus-_-dickus on reddit August 1, 2025

Fuck with the Dali Lama 

to meditate

I'd love to go to the party tonight, but I've been really stressed lately. I need to get centered. I think I'm just gonna stay in and fuck with the Dali Lama.

Fuck with the Dali Lama by billyfrolic August 21, 2009