The Carwash 

With your partner positioned on her back you straddle her head placing your hairy sack in her mouth, with the tip of your wang pointing towards her forehead. While your nads are being thoroughly soaked with her saliva, she jacks you off until you blow goo all over her face. Once her face is thoroughly covered you pull your bag out of her mouth and proceed to drag it across her jizz soaked mug....hence cleaning her face. Once your sack has been completely dragged over her face you lift off and fart, completeing the act of The Carwash with the no touch blow dry!!

I was Tea Bagging Janey last night and thoroughly surprised her when I turned it into The CarWash and ran like hell afterwards!!

The Carwash by Flandar the Swift January 28, 2009

the Carwash 

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.

I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.

the Carwash by Matt Linville October 9, 2018

The Homeless Carwash 

The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

The Homeless Carwash by The Homeless Car Wash August 16, 2014

muddin and to the car wash 

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

muddin and to the car wash by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015

The Car Wash 

The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.

Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!

The Car Wash by Brett and Dave September 17, 2007

The Car Wash 

Post sex maneuver deriving from missionary position, where the male crawls forward and drags his flaccid and semi-moist penis up and over the females face slowly, and continues until it falls off the forehead toward the latter region of the head. A reverse after completion is preferred but optional.

After some creamy, grizzled sex, Raptor wanted to change the song on Itunes. While reaching for his computer, he crawled over Zumacrume, accidentally giving her 'the car wash'.

The Car Wash by JoshHjelt November 16, 2009