Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.

Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked

by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021

I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

by ImmortalMicr0 March 11, 2019

i just wanted to play monopoly

Messed up story on youtube, just look it up and listen for yourself.

I watched i just wanted to play monopoly and it was messed up.

by CreepyStuffFinder May 11, 2018

come over and play monopoly

To have intense hugging session

Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Joseph_ARgo May 17, 2019

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018