no headshots

A phrase which is said before a drunk brawl in which no contact is to be made to the head area. Contact to the head after no headshots has been called results in bloody shirts and much laughter.

Jeff called no headshots at least 37 times before he fought Mo and Mo's first hit was a punch to Jeff's nose. Hilarity and stained shirts followed.

by not jeff December 9, 2008

no head shots

A phrase which is said before a drunk brawl in which no contact is to be made to the head area. Contact to the head after no head shots has been called results in bloody shirts and much laughter.

Jeff called no head shots at least 37 times before he fought Mo and Mo's first hit was a punch to Jeff's nose. Hilarity and stained shirts followed.

by not jeff rainey December 10, 2008

No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.

Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!

by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025