Kid you not

When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick

"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"

by Afellowgamer March 14, 2020

I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

by mandingoe September 30, 2004

I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

by Brex1477 April 11, 2022

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025