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When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.

Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?

Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.

Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
by Orato Ashimoro October 2, 2016
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Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.
by snilly March 10, 2011
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When you’re so inebriated that you’re unable to walk straight, let alone stand up.
"Dude, you drank so much last night! You were right fuckin' sideways!"
by e911goddess September 16, 2007
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