carolineism

function: noun
etymology: Eponym after Caroline Contillo who has achieved questionable local fame for coining words and phrases that surprisingly get incorporated into common New York parlance

1. a term coined by or popularized by Caroline Contillo

some carolineisms currently listed on urbandictionary.com are: sad trombone, Debbie Downer, and take a real one. also of note: to be "h".

by Alana Post April 24, 2006

Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Carlinism

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

by macdude72 March 10, 2009

carolinesexual

Carolinesexual is Were you or someone else has romantic feelings towards caroline forbes

Friend 1: do you like Caroline Forbes of tvd?
Friend 2: yes I love her I wish I could date her
Friend 1: well you are Carolinesexual then

by Salvatoresbook December 31, 2020

carolinasimp

zayn malik’s gf

omg carolinasimp!!! that’s zayn malik’s gf

by arlycoolperson June 2, 2021

Carolinasimp

Zayn Malik’s gf and the best one direction editor out there. Her edits are either really soft and cute or horny and hot <3

Mom: why does that same sound keep replaying?
Me: I’m watching a carolinasimp edit

by i<3louis&harry July 3, 2021

Carolynnism

When someone is being unfair to someone named Carolynn, it is considered Carolynnism

“Hey, did you hear Carolynn got extra homework?”
“That’s kinda Carolynnist”
“That is Carolynnism at it’s finest”

by TheWeekndisbetter September 30, 2023