build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.

Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!

by kanute August 20, 2010

build a bear

To do the number two...bathroom-wise

"Man burritos always makes me have to build a bear, a big fucking bear."

by Informalskin January 22, 2008

Build a bear

It when someone at their lowest and in a relationship you build them up to your liking

I feel sorry for him but I don’t want a build a bear man.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Build a Bear

When you are shaving a woman huge bush while she is taking a shit. The hair falls onto the shit creating your very own stuffed animal. Congratulations you just performed your first "Build a Bear"!

Russel: Wow that bush is big - Can I shave it?
Female: I'm not sure... maybe after I take a shit
Russel: Why don't we just "Build a Bear"?
Female: What is that?
Russell: Let me show you ...Mwuahahahah *evil Russel laugh*

by RR300 September 23, 2011

build a bear

To put the stuffin' to a girl

What'd you two do last night? Man, I build a bear'd her so good.

I'd like to build a bear that girl.

by Preacher_Man Dave October 13, 2009

build a bear

To defacate enough to have material for sculpting an animal, preferrably a bear, out of it.

Dude, I was just back there building a bear, and it was HUGE!

by olabandola January 9, 2005

build a bear

build a bear is a chain of stores commonly found in a mall they are known for stuffed animals that range from teddy bears to cats and dogs build a bear is a fun mall store.

susie and her brother fred and their mom are at the mall during a summer day i would like to go to build a bear to get a new teddy bear friend fred tells his mom and his sister susie that would be a lot of fun susie tells her brother

by Backstroke swimmer 24 February 11, 2024