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the term breeeds originated from the breeds resident and mean to gang bang jesus style crucifying your mum then penertrating them from behind this is known as a breeds.
give her a good breedsing tonight
by matt breeds September 30, 2005
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Breeds Snakes

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Kyle breeds snakes, but Tanya, she BREEDS SNAKES!
by +Crucial Monster Crew+ April 3, 2008
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Breeds Effect

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Unable to eat in underground restaurants due to Dr. G. Breeds' published theories about the propensity for insect infestations in those eating establishments...
I am unable to eat at the Mall Food Court due to the Breeds Effect; it is underground, and I read Dr. Breeds' article about the cockroach living preferences...
by SurfaceFeeder February 6, 2013
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If it bleeds it breeds

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A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"

Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:

Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
by TheKmannn June 29, 2011
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national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like
“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday
“Sick, lemme cum on her“
by lcnyxx December 18, 2021
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Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.
Squishy breeds are adorable but cannot handle extreme weather
by Tacochick2016 April 6, 2017
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A breed that panics a lot. An example of a panic breed would be someone named alex or zach.
The panic breeds like to panic.
by X turtles October 6, 2018
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