beat my meat 

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

beat my meat by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Beat my meat 

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

Beat my meat by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

Beat my Meat 

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

Beat my Meat by goncamble October 31, 2019

beat my meat 

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

beat my meat by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

beat my meat 

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

beat my meat by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

Beat my meat 

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.

Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.

Beat my meat by bb.grl July 11, 2021

Beat my meat 

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

Beat my meat by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018