ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009

Ass-Panic

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.

Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."

by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009

ass pancakes

A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.

"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"

by DanYami July 29, 2017

The Ass Pancake

The Ass Pancake is when you get Aunt Jemima pancake batter and you put it on the stove, preferably medium heat. You then stick your ass on it, and wait about 1 and a half to 2 minutes. As you lift your ass, you will discover that the batter has become a pancake, ON YOUR ASS! You may now pick off the bits of pancake, on your ass. ENJOI!

I was fucking this girl, and I ate the ass pancake on her ass

by DLEW September 6, 2007

ass pancakes

someone with a flat ass.

Maan she really does have a great set of ass pancakes, shez flat.

by ren walkero September 25, 2008

pancake ass nigga

Niggas that are soft

“That nigga didn’t wanna fight so he pulled out a gun he a pancake ass nigga”

by Itzjayyyy June 15, 2019

pancake ass tities

a set of breats that are flat and floppy, they lump to the outside of the chest and form the shape of pancakes.

Commonly found on strippers and crack whores

Man 1: Damn, did you see debbie's tits?
Man 2: Ya man, day some pancake ass tities

Laurel H's Tits

by K-$$.com March 14, 2006