the tv's fixed

basically another way to say you're currently smashing that boy/girl

"The TV's fixed, and i'm watching it."

by Haysoos Christ November 18, 2016

TV Tourette's

Whilst watching a film, someone loudly blurts out all of the other films and TV shows the current actor/actress has been in before.

"OOH! That's the guy from The Sopranos! And The Mexican! And he was in an episode of Law & Order!" Dude, you have TV Tourette's!

by Daddy Mac November 27, 2012

Tv Tourette's

The condition suffered by those who channel-surf too quickly, and pass by their favourite commercial or sitcom punchline without stopping.

Derek: "Shit danny, go back to that commercial, its funny"

(Danny panics to control his button-addicted fingers)
Danny: "Im trying! Im trying!"

Derek: "Sh*t Danny, you missed it. F*ck! F*ck you - I hate you"

Danny: "Fuck brah, you've got a serious case of Tv Tourette's"

Derek: "I'd kill you if I didn't have a cougar crush on your Mother."

by Someone stole my name October 21, 2009

Kev's TV

also see: Nero's Flute, to incredulously spend on incessent opulence (e.g the worlds biggest TV)

man that sumo wrestler is so Kev's TV!

by AquaGen September 16, 2003

Let's go to your dad's TV

To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)

Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.

Lola-Hey, I have an idea!

Luis-What?

Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.

by Robert De la Guerra April 24, 2010

David’s tv

David’s tv is a YouTube channel that is annoying as fuck they are clickbaiters that I guess entertain little children that don’t know shit also there mom is a fucking Karen

Hey, David’s tv is a shitty YouTube channel

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

We Don’t Believe What’s on TV

A great song by Twenty Øne Piløts that helped me confirm that whatever Oprah says is bullshit.

Me: hey have you heard We Don’t Believe What’s on TV? Friend: yeah! It’s so good!

by Bandito394 June 1, 2019